You can not view the secret menu without the appropriate log-in and password. For those of you who have access to the secret menu, remember, the first two rules of the secret menu are just like the first two rules of Fight Club. For those of you who do not have access, here is a sampling none the less:

Kelsey's Calico Couple (or The Foreign Ninja) - When the Kid and Katy come together they create only greatness, he might not be from around here but, come on, he's a ninja. Veggie chili, marinated baked tofu, brown and wild rice, and steamed vegetables on a bed of leafy green salad. She likes it with toasted sesame seeds, balsamic dressing, cheese, and lots of hot sauce, but you can have it however you like.